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I Am a Grinch

Last Christmas, Uncle Albert promised his neighbor, Wilson, to find a way to keep the Christmas spirit alive all year. You know, just like Wilson and everybody else wishes people each year. Yesterday I was checking my calendar. “Holy smokes! It’s almost Christmas. I better check to see if Uncle Albert found a way to [...]

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The $600,000 Quarter – A True Story

The $600,000 Quarter – A True StoryBy Rocky Ramsey My father has what can only be described as fantastically good luck or horribly bad luck. You’ll have to be the judge with this one. This is a true story. Several months ago my parents went to a Biloxi casino and were waiting in line for [...]

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`luuuv Butts…!

To pinch it and to squeeze it I so luuuv your butts They’re like overrippened mallowsSo gentle to the touch. I’m fond to nip and see Those plump and fattened parts Like overstuffed silk pillowsI take the fun to heart. At times I tempt to bite What looks like sinful apples Sometimes I feel my [...]

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ThinkExist.com: New “Sex and the City” Quotes Collection

ThinkExist.com offers an unparalleled collection of “Sex and The City” quotes. Featuring the best sound bites from Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha, our quotes selection also showcases some of the most popular supporting characters, such as, Mr. Big, Trey and Stanford. “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to [...]

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A POSTCARD FROM PARADISE LOST

(c) Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved. Seeking a spot of serenity somewhere in the universe, I recently booked a deep-discount dodgy berth on the ‘White Elephant Express Space Shuttle’, to a little known place in a galaxy far, far away. “IT” (otherwise known as HD 36405.b) is not your average “oddball” exo-solar planet made [...]

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