Ever wonder how a “guru” earns $3,546 or more just by pressing a button? The first thing a newbie learns when landing on the Internet is that it is full of hype. Hype this. Hype that. But when you cut through the hype, there is one simple truth. If you want to make real money [...]
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. 10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY Or, pray tell, why not? Sherlock Tidpit is a remarkable rumpus-room monitor, and even more impressive, he is a rule-of-thumb rapscallion with a very skewed assessment of reality, which among other things makes him a very valuable vestigial remnant in the Court of [...]
Nov 12
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. BRAZEN BACKYARD BLUNDERS – Or, how to avoid doing things you shouldn’t being doing in your backyard – By Aphrodite Beamish, a half-witted, hey-nonny-nonny harridan and makeover maven of bliss-challenged, breathtakingly bewildering if not botched-up backyards of America The dog days of summer are clearly upon us, judging from the [...]
In reviewing my schedule last week, I noticed one glaring omission. At the moment I was rather shocked at this lapse, however, I took some comfort in the fact it was not intentional. The lapse in our week was a romantic evening just for the two of us. Everyone knows a week without romance can [...]
Nov 9
Many people who send out promotional email, or have a publication such as an online newsletter, will ask if they should include ‘humor”. Well, there is no easy answer to this question. Some will say that “humor” lightens things up a bit, and lets people know you have another side to your personality. They feel [...]
A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist. We talked about how I was feeling. I really wanted to hit him in the face when he asked that. I didn´t do that. I regret that now. No, I replied politely and asked him if he thought I came there because he is such [...]
Her passion and insight with regard to consumer goods, are unmatched. However, she can be confusing, such is her logical brain. Please make allowances. —————————————-Infra-red mouses do not have tails! Allergies to mice can be traced back to a mouse! You can afford to be careless with crumbs, and stuff. Cats are less likely to [...]
Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00. Being the cynics that you are, I know you’re probably [...]
Many small business owners are disappointed by the ability of their web sites to generate new business. Simply having a web site does not guarantee its effectiveness as a marketing tool. If your web site is unable to consistently generate new leads and prospects you may well be disappointed in your investment in your web [...]
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person. But then I looked into my mirror and realized that the person I saw in that mirror was me. So I then figured, why spend all this time finding myself when [...]