Bargis Tryhol, who is listed inGuinness Book as having the World’s Largest Penis, is suing Viagra UK after a mishap at his home in Sunbog.
According to Tryhol, “I took the drug to see if it would help me, well you know! But it acted so fast my johnson poked me right in the eye!”
The resulting condition caused intensive swelling to not only his huge penis, but to his left eye as well. Tryhol was briefly hospitalized and then released.
The lawsuit is similar to the ones Tryhol filed last spring against a revolving door manufacturer and lawn mower company, alleging men with gigantic penises are unfairly subjected to risks associated with mechanical apparatus. Now certain pharmaceuticals are on his lawsuit list as well.
As Tryhol put it, “Try using an escalator while wearing a bathing suit! Or walking thru a revolving door! Any minute you’re fearing an accident. Now, I have to worry about enhancement drugs as well!”
Guiness Book announced it dispatched a judge to check on Bargis and found his record setting member is still ‘the world’s largest’ and the drug accident, though unfortunate, didn’t effect his standing in the record book.
An unspecified amount of damages have been requested from the courts. The trial phase starts on Monday.
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